http://chucklebee.com/jokes A Laugh a Minute Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:02:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you ... http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=19 Thank you John Francom for this submission: A bear was walking across Rainbow Bridge (Old Hwy 40 at Donner Summit, Truckee) on Saturday when two cars also crossing the bridge scared the bear into jumping over the edge of the bridge. Somehow the bear caught the ledge and was ... http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=18 A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened? His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat: I ... http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=17 http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=16 In a small, conservative, Midwestern town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up business. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers.  Work progressed, however, right up till the week before opening, when a lightning strike hit the bar ... http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=15 A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now. “ He looks at her and says angrily, “fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my ... http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=13 What a difference 30 years makes: 1972: Long hair 2002: Longing for hair 1972: The perfect high 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1972: KEG 2002: EKG 1972: Acid rock 2002: Acid reflux 1972: Moving to California because it's cool 2002: Moving to California because it's warm 1972: Growing pot 2002: Growing pot belly 1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando ... http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=12 HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun, When it died of electric shock. http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=11 HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! All the kings horses and all the kings men had Scrambled eggs for breakfast again. http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=10 SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman Going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?" Said the Pieman unto Simon "Pies, you dumbass!" http://chucklebee.com/jokes/?p=9